Dyson: Loves to eat

Dust Lapin.
Two piece dust bunnies. Aged three years. Seasoned with hair of the pubic region, dead skin, and a dash of navel fluff.

Rainbow Rock Sorbet.
Mildew-sweetened aquarium rocks. Mixed with broken glass, one used ice cream stick, and an assortment of lint.

Hairball a la Tartare.
Vomited kitty fur served raw. Topped with soil, dust, and one used band-aid. Side of dead flower petals.